Now call me Mr. Angry and I don’t often use this space to
gripe but chewing gum is starting to take over my life. Within the last two
weeks I have had it ‘thoughtfully’ left on the seat I used on a train into London ; causing me to
attend meetings all day with it stuck to my rear. I escaped the tube recently
in Leicester Square
to find a myriad of Council workers with high pressure hoses trying to clean thousands
of chewed and ejected globules from the pavement in the rain (it becomes a very
slippery substance to walk on when it has impacted) and yesterday I ended the
day with it stuck to my shoe.
Now, am I just unlucky or are the latex masticators
targeting me for some earlier crime against Wrigleys?
For me the best way to control irresponsible chewers is to
tax gum; the Chancellor needs the money and the cleaning must cost a fortune,
or do as they have done in Singapore, legislate against its import or sale
(since 1992). If members have strong views (either way) please let us know.
PS. Does anyone know a way to get it off my suit!
Gareth, APA
1 comment:
Hi Gareth,
I've heard about people putting clothing in the freezer to try and peel off chewing gum, but I've not tried it myself. Putting a tax on chewing gum certainly seems a fair solution given the cost to remove it from pavements.
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