Thursday, 30 April 2009
What a woman can do ... on the board
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Are you calm under pressure?
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Another Pandemic Alert
It is well worth business leaders thinking through a strategy to protect employees, including having the whole workforce vaccinated (at private expense if necessary), ahead of it becoming a national emergency.
Please see: http://www.pandemicflu.gov/news/piayplanningtips_eng.html
Who wants to be a Billionaire?
The UK’s biggest loser is steel billionaire Lakshmi Mittal who has seen £16.9 billion evaporate as a result of the collapse of the world steel market this year. Now worth £10.8 billion, Mittal remains the richest person in Britain. Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich’s surviving £7 billion (down 40%) makes him second richest and the Duke of Westminster is the richest Briton and continues to occupy third position overall with a fortune of £6.5 billion.
Tim Waterstone, founder of the Waterstone’s bookshop chain attacked the recent announcement of a 50p tax band and described it as a “disincentive to entrepreneurs”.
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Open Planning
In the open plan office, you co-workers are more accessible. There is the opportunity for more open communication. However, there are some things that make this layout less than ideal. Some of those things are beyond an individual’s control, but there are some things you can do to make life easier for them and for those around you.
APA has written, with external guidance, a useful guide for those who manage an open plan office or employ people and deploy them for the first time into this type of arena. If you don’t have a guide it may prove a useful addition to your staff handbook.
Carly FAPA
Even the mighty stumble
Friday, 24 April 2009
No green shoots just yet
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Light Relief
A bit of trivia I found recently and may serve as an antedote to the Budget!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. Polar bears are left handed.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Shelley
Budget 2009 - APA overview
But there are some positives, APA supports the Chancellor's focus on jobs in the Budget and does see this as a boost to small businesses that now sustain and create the majority of jobs in the UK economy. Any incentives here are welcomed. All businesses will welcome the temporary increase in the main rate of capital allowances and the exemption for foreign dividends. We are pleased that the temporary right to carry back losses for three years is being continued, as well as the scheme to make it easier for businesses to agree time to pay tax liabilities. These measures will be particularly useful for small businesses.
APA
APA Members can read more by going to the knowledge Zone in the Members area of the website @ www.paprofessional.com
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Profits soar for Tesco
Monday, 20 April 2009
DNA - PA
“Once upon a time, researchers knew that DNA contained four nucleotides: A, T, C and G. Then they found a fifth. And now they've found a sixth. The discovery helps to explain why species with very similar genetics can be so different. Humans and chimpanzees famously share 96 per cent of their DNA. The newly discovered nucleotide, called 5-hydroxymethylcytosine, like its forerunner, helps turn genes on and off, but in ways that researchers didn't expect.”
The truly amazing thing about science is that, ‘we don’t know what we don’t know until someone discovers it.’ Think about that for a minute and ask yourself what has been invented or discovered over the last 100 years that has change our lives for the better; Unravelling DNA has to offer the greatest advance for the future (D), Penicillin has changed the treatment of illnesses (D), the aeroplane has changed the way we travel (I), the computer has changed the way we do business and live our lives (I) and microwaves have changed cooking and communication. The pace of knowledge is growing exponentially. What don’t you know today that you will know tomorrow?
Just a thought!
Sarah Tiddy FAPA
Ahead of the Budget - who knows?
In the pre-Budget report in Novemeber, the Chancellor, Alistair Darling, announced it would raise the income tax band for staff on a salary of more than £150,000 for 40% to 45% by 2010 but Patrick King, tax principal at MacIntyre Hudson, explains Darling could postpone the increases, but announce steeper tax rises in future years to finance government borrowing.
King said: "In November Darling announced a fiscal stimulus for 2009, with tax rises starting to kick in from April 2010. At the time he was forecasting the economy would return to growth by mid-2009. He has already conceded this forecast was wide of the mark, and his Budget is likely to predict Britain will remain in recession for the whole of this year, and possibly into early 2010.
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Treat me kindly
First Puppy lands book deal
Gareth
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Hopeless times for home owners
Research by the Council of Mortgage Lenders (CML) said two thirds of the 900,000 homes in negative equity had only a modest shortfall of less than 10%. But this is fewer than the 1.5 million estimated to have been in this position more than a decade and a half ago. Of the households currently in negative equity, about 270,000 have a shortfall of between 10% and 20%, and about 30,000 have a shortfall of 20% or more. In those most extreme cases their negative equity amounts to an average £28,000 for first-time buyers and £37,000 for other home owners.
The CML carried out its research by looking at data supplied by its members. With house prices dropping by about 18% since the middle of 2007, the fall in prices has already outstripped the national price drop experienced during the early 1990s house price crash.
My PA in the mid-90’s had negative equity in her property and it place enormous pressure on her family circumstances. It was tough to watch and even tougher to live with.
Gareth
Friday, 17 April 2009
Time for a reality check.
Thursday, 16 April 2009
CV Bloopers!
· As a security guard it is my duty to pervert unauthorised people.
· My job involves processing clams.
· My interests including cooking dogs and interesting people.
· I was responsible for dissatisfied customers.
· In my roll I didn’t have lunch.
· My role included coaching and mentioning.
· I am a prooficient typist.
· I left my last four jobs because the managers were completely unreasonable managers
Hopefully I haven't made any mistakes like these above, although there were jobs I never got an interview for... I wonder, Shelley
Excess costs kill business
Contrary to what Finance Directors would have you believe … business financial management is very, very simple! There are only three fundamental variables; Sales less Cost of Sales = Gross Profit, GM less Overheads = Net Profit. Crude maybe but none-the-less true. And life’s exactly the same. If you always have one eye on the balance of this simple equation as a business leader then you should survive. And I believe a PA should be as equally well versed in reading a Profit and Loss statement as his/her Boss.
In any project, like the one in last night’s show, where the two teams were charged to created and sell toiletries for profit, once the mistake had been made (which Nick Hewer pointed out at the end of Day One) then the team should have quickly focused on the minimum price the product could be sold at to make money. It amazed me when they seemed surprised by their loss when it was announced in the Boardroom.
We have all seen great businesses, with great products, go broke and wondered why, well last night was the classic demonstration of commercial unreality.
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Puppy Power
President Barack Obama’s daughters, 10-year-old Malia and seven-year-old Sasha, have settled on a black and white pup, to be called Bo, a White House official reported. In an imaginative way the Washington Post described Bo as having "tuxedo-black fur, with a white chest, white paws and a rakish white goatee". The president and first lady had previously confirmed their choice was down to either a PWD or a Labradoodle because they were considered good pets for children who have allergies, as Malia does.
Is the first pet set to become the breed-of-choice for the fashionable dog owner about town?
Gareth
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Sickness in the workplace - are we getting better?
"British Bosses are reporting that more and more of their staff appear to be skiving off with faked illnesses and many firms are taking new steps to crack down on malingerers. Research by the CBI suggests that workplace absence is on the rise for the first time in five years. In the previous year (2003) we were off sick on average for 7.2 days up from 6.8 the year earlier. It costs UK businesses £11.75bn a year. The CBI also estimates that 15% of all illness was due to people taking days off when they are not really ill."
So, five years on have things changed? Please let me know your views.
Downturn hits home - outside London
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Managing Mr. (or Ms.) Angry
Power napping pays
Because it's a powerful benefit for both you and your Boss!
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Tentative rise in business confidence
On the back of recent gains in share prices, which last week took the FTSE 100 above 4,000 points for the first time since the middle of February, there are signs of optimism. But businesses say that trading conditions are still largely fragile and that more severe job cuts are likely before the economy starts to grow again.
APA
From a report in the Independent Business section by Alistair Dawber 6th April 2009Quote of the Day
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Parents flexible-working rights extended
Legislation dating from 2003 allowed parents with children under the age of six to request flexible-working conditions from employers, who were obliged to "seriously consider" such applications and reject them only if there were "good business reasons for doing so".
The law has now been extended to parents with children up to the age of 16, making approximately 4.5 million more employees eligible. Six million parents and carers are already covered by the law. The change is designed to make working conditions more family-friendly, the government said in a statement.
More than 95 percent of all requests for flexible-working conditions from working parents and carers are accepted, according to government figures.
The role of PA has always been seen as an anchor and someone who is needed to be about the office. APA would like to know how flexible employers are with their PAs and whether you can operate as effectively at a distance?
Gareth
Monday, 6 April 2009
APA Bloggers wanted
What does your car colour say about you?
Silver is still the most popular colour so far this decade but is definitely in decline as the number of black and red cars increases. More than 30% of buyers still choose silver, while blue, in all it’s different variations, comes in second at 26%.
So what do the colours suggest about you as a person? The survey suggests the following in order of numbers sold:
Silver: a driver who wants to give the impression of wealth and prestige
Blue: peaceful and serene drivers who value relationships over money
Black: a desire to stamp authority on other road users
Red: passionate and a little wild, likes to take charge of any situation
Grey: a sign of stability and reliability
Green: a conscientious driver who tries to smooth over tense situations
Purple: a self-assured driver with a love of all things beautiful
Yellow: confident and not afraid to let out one's inner child
Gold: a desire to express independence
Orange: a sign of a happy person who enjoys being unique and craves attention
APA would like to know what car currently turns your head. What is the car of choice for the modern PA-about-town?
Gareth
Creme the jury is still out
Instead, we are in discussions to stage our own event at a major new sporting venue in the Midlands in 2010. We have already approached sponsors, who seem keen to support APA and potential exhibitors (although it will be more Conference focused with a few well chosen exhibitors present) are already asking for prices to start planning budgets. Watch this space as our plans are unveiled later in the spring.