Monster, the employment website, reminds us just how important it is to make sure we check, double check and even triple check our CV before sending it to a potential employer. Here are a few notable howlers from its own experience· As a security guard it is my duty to pervert unauthorised people.
· My job involves processing clams.
· My interests including cooking dogs and interesting people.
· I was responsible for dissatisfied customers.
· In my roll I didn’t have lunch.
· My role included coaching and mentioning.
· I am a prooficient typist.
· I left my last four jobs because the managers were completely unreasonable managers
Hopefully I haven't made any mistakes like these above, although there were jobs I never got an interview for... I wonder, Shelley
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I interviewed someone recently for a receptionists job who said in her CV that, "She woks part time in a Chinese restaurant."
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